This list was submitted by KPA3rd&3 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 4:39 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Donald Trump | Alive | 79 |
| 9 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Marv Levy | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Raul Castro | Alive | 94 |
| 6 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Jim Bakker | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Vladimir Putin | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Roman Polanski | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Woody Allen | Alive | 90 |
| 1 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014