This list was submitted by onyx2783 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2025 at 7:03 AM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 6 | Robert Duvall | Alive | 95 |
| 5 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 93 |
| 4 | Gloria Steinem | Alive | 92 |
| 3 | Sophia Loren | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Tina Louise | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998