Who Shat on the Willies?

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This list was submitted by jerry@csiwi.com on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:12 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Alan GreenspanAlive100
9Joanne WoodwardAlive?
8George SorosAlive96
7Willie GaultAlive?
6Pope Francis April 21st, 202588
5Willie NelsonAlive?
4William ShatnerAlive95
3Mel BrooksAlive100
2June Lockhart October 23rd, 2025100
1Imelda MarcosAlive?
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013