This list was submitted by Strlinmoss on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 9:41 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Frankie Valli | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 6 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Tim Curry | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
| 3 | Peter Max | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 92 |
| 17 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003