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This list was submitted by Strlinmoss on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 9:41 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Mel BrooksAlive99
8Frankie ValliAlive?
7Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
6Dick Van DykeAlive99
5Tim CurryAlive?
4Gene ShalitAlive99
3Peter MaxAlive?
2Bruce WillisAlive?
1Yoko OnoAlive92
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003