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This list was submitted by geist or ghost on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 9:37 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
8Dick Van DykeAlive99
7Peter Angelos March 23rd, 202494
6Alan GreenspanAlive99
5Gene ShalitAlive99
4Mel BrooksAlive98
3Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
2Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
1Phil CollinsAlive74
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999