Taking Dead Aim

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This list was submitted by trail of blood on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 8:46 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Phil CollinsAlive74
9Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
8Mel BrooksAlive98
7Dick Van DykeAlive99
6Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
5Bill ClintonAlive?
4John DeanAlive?
3Alan GreenspanAlive99
2Kim NovakAlive91
1Dick CheneyAlive84
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002