Death By Pinocle 6

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This list was submitted by oregontrail on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 8:33 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
9Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
8Warren BuffettAlive95
7Rupert MurdochAlive95
6Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
5Bill CosbyAlive88
4Patrick LeahyAlive?
3Michael CaineAlive93
2Elizabeth DoleAlive89
1Lou HoltzAlive?
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014