This list was submitted by SAW THE LIGHT on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 3:32 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
8 | Celine Dion | Alive | 57 |
7 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
5 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
4 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
3 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
2 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
1 | Berry Gordy | Alive | ? |
19 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998