Hearse Ride '24

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This list was submitted by onyx2783 on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 11:08 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
8David AttenboroughAlive99
7Eva SaintAlive?
6Pope FrancisAlive88
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
3Barbara EdenAlive?
2Michael DukakisAlive?
1Sam DonaldsonAlive91
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998