This list was submitted by Kay Tastro-Phe on Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 at 10:01 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
8 | Ozzy Osbourne | Alive | 76 |
7 | Willie Mays | June 18th, 2024 | 93 |
6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
5 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
4 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
3 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
2 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
1 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
30 points | 4 hits |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005