Not Quick. Just Dead.

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This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 at 6:59 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Mel BrooksAlive98
7Dr. Ruth Westheimer July 12th, 202496
6Tom LehrerAlive?
5Clint EastwoodAlive94
4Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
3James Earl Jones September 9th, 202493
2June LockhartAlive?
1Gene HackmanAlive94
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The guy was a soldier for 35 years, including being the Secretary of State and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and somehow didn't know not to use an AOL email address to send dirty messages to some chick who wasn't your wife of SIXTY YEARS? COME ON!

(d) October 18th, 2021