Not Quick. Just Dead.

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This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 at 6:59 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Dick Van DykeAlive100
8Mel BrooksAlive100
7Dr. Ruth Westheimer July 12th, 202496
6Tom LehrerAlive?
5Clint EastwoodAlive96
4Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
3James Earl Jones September 9th, 202493
2June LockhartOctober 23rd, 2025100
1Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.

(d) October 2nd, 1999