Morgue and Mindy — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Morgue and Mindy on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 10:19 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Newhart	July 18th, 2024	94
9	Mel Brooks	Alive	100
8	Jimmy Carter	December 29th, 2024	100
7	Harry Belafonte	April 25th, 2023	96
6	Bob Barker	August 26th, 2023	99
5	Norman Lear	December 5th, 2023	?
4	Gene Hackman	February 17th, 2025	95
3	Jeff Bridges	Alive	?
2	Eva Saint	Alive	?
1	Pat Boone	Alive	?
18 points		3 hits

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002