Some Old Motherfuckers

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This list was submitted by USER02524 on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 9:13 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
9Al RokerAlive?
8Terry BradshawAlive?
7Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Al Jaffee April 10th, 2023102
4Peter AngelosMarch 23rd, 202494
3Ted TurnerAlive?
2Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
1Mel BrooksAlive98
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013