This list was submitted by Anarchy and a biscuit on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 7:34 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 9 | Rupert Murdoch | Alive | 95 |
| 8 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 7 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 6 | Gina Lollobrigida | January 16th, 2023 | 95 |
| 5 | Burt Bacharach | February 8th, 2023 | 94 |
| 4 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 3 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 2 | Vladimir Putin | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 31 points | 6 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997