This list was submitted by taylorsannicolas on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 6:53 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Vladimir Putin | Alive | ? |
9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
8 | William Daniels | Alive | ? |
7 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
6 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
5 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
4 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
3 | Ayatollah Khamenei | Alive | 86 |
2 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
1 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998