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This list was submitted by taylorsannicolas on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 6:53 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Vladimir PutinAlive?
9Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
8William DanielsAlive?
7Pending Fame Committee Review 
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Bruce WillisAlive?
4Pending Fame Committee Review 
3Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
2Pending Fame Committee Review 
1Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998