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This list was submitted by Bones Marie on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 3:00 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2023 - Death to the Pious Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert WagnerAlive95
9Julie AndrewsAlive?
8David AttenboroughAlive99
7Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
6Norman Lear December 5th, 2023?
5Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
4Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
3Dick Van DykeAlive99
2Marion RossAlive?
1Burt Bacharach February 8th, 202394
19 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013