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This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 11:20 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2023 - Death to the Pious Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Harry Belafonte April 25th, 202396
7Ted Kaczynski June 10th, 2023?
6Pat Robertson June 8th, 202393
5Billy ConnollyAlive82
4Rupert MurdochAlive94
3Dick VitaleAlive?
2Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
1Al RokerAlive?
31 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999