This list was submitted by squidly766 on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 7:42 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 9 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
| 8 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
| 7 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 5 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 4 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 3 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 29 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003