This list was submitted by HeywoodJablomie on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 7:28 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Donald Sutherland | June 20th, 2024 | 88 |
| 9 | Dick Cavett | Alive | 88 |
| 8 | Shane MacGowan | November 30th, 2023 | 65 |
| 7 | Robert Klein | Alive | 83 |
| 6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 5 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 4 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
| 3 | Thomas Noguchi | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 1 | Estelle Parsons | Alive | ? |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002