This list was submitted by trashking on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 5:46 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
| 9 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
| 8 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 7 | Emperor Akihito | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 5 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 4 | Pat Robertson | June 8th, 2023 | 93 |
| 3 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
| 2 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 1 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 16 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998