Croak and Dagger

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This list was submitted by CPRandAED on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 5:50 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Clint EastwoodAlive95
9Hulk HoganJuly 24th, 202571
8Woody AllenAlive89
7Michael DouglasAlive80
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Al MichaelsAlive?
4Pending Fame Committee Review 
3Willie NelsonAlive?
2Alan AldaAlive89
1Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
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Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998