The Floaters

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This list was submitted by Cheswick on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 2:09 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
8Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
7Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
6Burt BacharachFebruary 8th, 202394
5Roger Angell May 20th, 2022101
4Mel BrooksAlive99
3David AttenboroughAlive99
2Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
1Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

I tell you, Barn, it's gonna be good to see ol' Brownie and Kleiner and Foster again - hey, do me a favor, wouldja? Tell Wojo and Fish and the rest of the boys back at the ol' One-Two that a certain Inspector Franklin D. Luger'll be puttin' in a good word for 'em with the big guy upstairs . . . y'know, just in case. Ten-Four, Barn. Over and out.

(d) September 16th, 2002