This list was submitted by Your Dead Pool Highness on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 12:57 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 100 |
9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
8 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
7 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
6 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 98 |
5 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 98 |
4 | Ozzy Osbourne | Alive | 75 |
3 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
2 | Dan Rather | Alive | ? |
1 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998