This list was submitted by asthedeadtuRNs on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 12:17 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Desi Arnaz Jr. | Alive | 73 |
| 9 | Christopher Walken | Alive | 83 |
| 8 | Conrad Murray | Alive | 73 |
| 7 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
| 6 | Bill O'Reilly | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Juan Carlos | Alive | ? |
| 4 | David Duke | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Joe Ferguson | Alive | 79 |
| 2 | Fay Vincent | February 1st, 2025 | 86 |
| 1 | Donald Trump | Alive | 80 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021