This list was submitted by Bunn's Bones To Be on Thursday, December 30th, 2021 at 11:33 AM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ethel Kennedy | Alive | 96 |
9 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
8 | Elton John | Alive | 77 |
7 | Joni Mitchell | Alive | ? |
6 | Linda Ronstadt | Alive | 77 |
5 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
4 | Rosalyn Carter | November 19th, 2023 | 96 |
3 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
2 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 84 |
1 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 62 |
9 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003