This list was submitted by Hugh G. Wrekshun on Wednesday, December 29th, 2021 at 8:12 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
| 9 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 8 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 7 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
| 6 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 5 | Roger Angell | May 20th, 2022 | 101 |
| 4 | Robert Clary | November 16th, 2022 | 96 |
| 3 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 2 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 1 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
| 20 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998