Bag O' Twigs

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This list was submitted by Marshrat on Wednesday, December 29th, 2021 at 1:26 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Willie MaysJune 18th, 202493
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
7Bob DylanAlive84
6Dick CavettAlive88
5Michael CaineAlive92
4Joe NamathAlive?
3Tom SizemoreMarch 3rd, 202361
2Tom SkerrittAlive?
1Loretta Lynn October 4th, 202288
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014