If Tomorrow Never Comes

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This list was submitted by Sal & Barb on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 9:03 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Beverly Cleary March 25th, 2021104
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
7Loretta LynnOctober 4th, 202288
6Ed AmesMay 21st, 202395
5Olivia Newton-JohnAugust 8th, 202273
4Tina TurnerMay 24th, 202383
3Billy ConnollyAlive82
2Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
1Mickey GilleyMay 7th, 202286
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002