This list was submitted by RWorkman on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 100 |
9 | John Amos | August 21st, 2024 | 84 |
8 | Alan Alda | Alive | 88 |
7 | Frank McCourt | Alive | ? |
6 | Robert Redford | Alive | 88 |
5 | Larry King | January 23rd, 2021 | 87 |
4 | Pope Francis | Alive | 88 |
3 | Sam Donaldson | Alive | 90 |
2 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
1 | Phil Donahue | August 18th, 2024 | 88 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021