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This list was submitted by SirJacob on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 6:27 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerAlive99
9Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
8Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
7Noam ChomskyAlive?
6Olivia de Havilland July 26th, 2020104
5Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
4Alan GreenspanAlive96
3Clint EastwoodAlive92
2Joe PesciAlive79
1Keith RichardsAlive79
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013