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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 2:35 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Chuck SchumerAlive?
7Adam AntAlive?
6Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4CherAlive79
3Daniel BaldwinAlive64
2Demi LovatoAlive33
1Russell BrandAlive50
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013