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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 2:35 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Chuck SchumerAlive?
7Adam AntAlive?
6Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
5Dick Van DykeAlive100
4CherAlive80
3Daniel BaldwinAlive65
2Demi LovatoAlive34
1Russell BrandAlive51
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Guess the Stiff!

He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

(d) June 24th, 2014