2019 Delilah's Deaths

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This list was submitted by cemeterygates on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 10:48 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Cactus Bastards 2020 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bill CosbyAlive88
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
7Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
6Harvey WeinsteinAlive?
5Teri GarrOctober 29th, 202479
4Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
3Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
2Alex Trebek November 8th, 202080
1Leon SpinksFebruary 5th, 202167
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000