This list was submitted by Bea Hind on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 6:35 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Alex Trebek | November 8th, 2020 | 80 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | John Lewis | July 17th, 2020 | 80 |
7 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
6 | Teri Garr | October 29th, 2024 | 79 |
5 | Pierre Cardin | December 29th, 2020 | 98 |
4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
3 | Sumner Redstone | August 11th, 2020 | 97 |
2 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
1 | Joni Mitchell | Alive | ? |
39 points | 6 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003