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This list was submitted by McPutt on Monday, December 30th, 2019 at 8:39 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCain October 12th, 2020108
9Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
8Bob BarkerAlive98
7Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
6Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
5Norman LearAlive?
4Henry KissingerAlive98
3Carl Reiner June 29th, 202098
2Phil SpectorJanuary 16th, 202181
1Ruth Bader Ginsburg September 18th, 202087
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999