This list was submitted by valberts1963 on Saturday, December 28th, 2019 at 12:48 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Wilber Marshall | Alive | ? |
9 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Pat Buchanan | Alive | 86 |
6 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
5 | Mickey Rourke | Alive | ? |
4 | Ellen Burstyn | Alive | ? |
3 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
2 | Linda Gray | Alive | 84 |
1 | Robin Roberts | Alive | 64 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998