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This list was submitted by valberts1963 on Saturday, December 28th, 2019 at 12:48 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Wilber MarshallAlive?
9Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
8Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
7Pat BuchananAlive86
6Bill CosbyAlive87
5Mickey RourkeAlive?
4Ellen BurstynAlive?
3Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
2Linda GrayAlive84
1Robin RobertsAlive64
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998