This list was submitted by trojones on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 7:18 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Tim Curry | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Loretta Lynn | October 4th, 2022 | 88 |
| 8 | Tim Conway | May 14th, 2019 | 85 |
| 7 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 6 | Jim Kelly | Alive | 65 |
| 5 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 4 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 2 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 1 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 12 points | 2 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998