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This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 5:00 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
9Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
8Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
7Chuck YeagerDecember 7th, 202097
6Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
5Joanne WoodwardAlive?
4June LockhartAlive?
3Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
2Doris Day May 13th, 201997
1David AttenboroughAlive98
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999