This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 5:00 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
9 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
8 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
7 | Chuck Yeager | December 7th, 2020 | 97 |
6 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
5 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
4 | June Lockhart | Alive | ? |
3 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
2 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
1 | David Attenborough | Alive | 98 |
2 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999