Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?

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This list was submitted by PIxiaq on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 3:03 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Cactus Bastards Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9Bill CosbyAlive87
8Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
5Pat RobertsonJune 8th, 202393
4Silvio BerlusconiAlive?
3Louis FarrakhanAlive91
2Ted NugentAlive?
1Donald TrumpAlive78
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000