This list was submitted by Deader Than A Doornail on Saturday, December 15th, 2018 at 11:18 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
9 | Demi Lovato | Alive | 32 |
8 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
7 | Paul Dooley | Alive | ? |
6 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
4 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
3 | Jan-Michael Vincent | February 10th, 2019 | 74 |
2 | Ned Beatty | June 13th, 2021 | 83 |
1 | Artie Lange | Alive | 57 |
11 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021