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This list was submitted by Deader Than A Doornail on Saturday, December 15th, 2018 at 11:18 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Demi LovatoAlive32
8Valerie Harper August 30th, 201980
7Paul DooleyAlive?
6Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
3Jan-Michael Vincent February 10th, 201974
2Ned BeattyJune 13th, 202183
1Artie LangeAlive57
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021