Dead Suthern Roses

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This list was submitted by SuthernGraveyard on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 7:39 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Burt Reynolds September 6th, 201882
9John McCain August 25th, 201881
8Bill CosbyAlive86
7Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
6Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
5Barry ManilowAlive?
4Liza MinnelliAlive78
3Joni MitchellAlive?
2Jack NicholsonAlive87
1O.J. SimpsonApril 10th, 202476
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013