Going Out Of Business

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This list was submitted by Drop-ins Welcome on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 5:07 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pierre CardinDecember 29th, 202098
9I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
8Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
7Henry AaronJanuary 22nd, 202186
6Bill MacyOctober 17th, 201997
5Jackie MasonJuly 24th, 2021?
4Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
3Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
2Pending Fame Committee Review 
1Pending Fame Committee Review 
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998