Guaranteed Win List

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This list was submitted by RealityRon69 on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 4:18 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bill CosbyAlive88
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8Clint EastwoodAlive95
7Lou HoltzAlive?
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Paul McCartneyAlive83
4Kim Jong-unAlive42
3Charlie SheenAlive60
2Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
1Jerry SanduskyAlive81
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002