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This list was submitted by Unsub69 on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 2:04 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barbara Bush April 17th, 201892
9Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
8Barbra StreisandAlive84
7Barbara FeldonAlive93
6Barry GibbAlive80
5Brigitte BardotAlive92
4Jillian BarberieAlive?
3Roseanne BarrAlive?
2Kareem Abdul-JabbarAlive79
1Barry ManilowAlive?
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998