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This list was submitted by pasquinade on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 11:19 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the NatPasq2018 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
9Dick Van DykeAlive96
8Mel BrooksAlive96
7Marty Allen February 12th, 201895
6Bob NewhartAlive92
5Jerry StillerMay 11th, 202092
4Arte JohnsonJuly 3rd, 201990
3Woody AllenAlive86
2Tim ConwayMay 14th, 201985
1Tommy ChongAlive84
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999