Filthy Republicans Who Can Eat My Shit

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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Thursday, December 21st, 2017 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Donald TrumpAlive78
9Kim Jong-unAlive42
8Dick CheneyAlive84
7Vladimir PutinAlive?
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Steve BannonAlive?
4Ted NugentAlive?
3Pending Fame Committee Review 
2Mitch McConnellAlive?
1Jeff SessionsAlive?
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

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Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."

(d) August 12th, 2002