Filthy Republicans Who Can Eat My Shit

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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Thursday, December 21st, 2017 at 9:45 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Donald TrumpAlive79
9Kim Jong-unAlive43
8Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
7Vladimir PutinAlive?
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Steve BannonAlive?
4Ted NugentAlive?
3Pending Fame Committee Review 
2Mitch McConnellAlive?
1Jeff SessionsAlive?
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While most Suzukis feature either a two-stroke or four-stroke engine, the violin-teacher model was apparently unable to withstand even one.

(d) January 26th, 1998