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This list was submitted by ajlposh on Thursday, December 21st, 2017 at 9:11 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Nanette Fabray February 22nd, 201897
7Neil Simon August 26th, 201891
6Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
5Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
4George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
3Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
2Harvey WeinsteinAlive?
1Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021