This list was submitted by ajlposh on Thursday, December 21st, 2017 at 9:11 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
8 | Nanette Fabray | February 22nd, 2018 | 97 |
7 | Neil Simon | August 26th, 2018 | 91 |
6 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
5 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
4 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
3 | Barbara Walters | December 30th, 2022 | 93 |
2 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
1 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
19 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021