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This list was submitted by Albrecht on Wednesday, December 20th, 2017 at 7:52 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
8Maggie SmithSeptember 27th, 202489
7Larry King January 23rd, 202187
6Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
5Cloris LeachmanJanuary 27th, 202194
4Dr. DementoAlive84
3Stephen Hawking March 13th, 201876
2George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
1George W. BushAlive?
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002