This list was submitted by Max Farland on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017 at 10:37 PM PST for The February 2017 Lee Jr..
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| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | King Charles III | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 8 | Al Gore | Alive | 77 |
| 7 | Alan Alda | Alive | 89 |
| 6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 5 | Dolly Parton | Alive | 79 |
| 4 | Dame Judi Dench | Alive | 90 |
| 3 | Adam West | June 10th, 2017 | 88 |
| 2 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 88 |
| 3 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021