Just Die Already!

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This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 11:39 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Joseph Wapner February 26th, 201797
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
3Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
2Lyndon LaRoucheFebruary 12th, 201996
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002