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This list was submitted by goodwin73 on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:43 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Queen Elizabeth IIAlive95
7Donald TrumpAlive74
6Not Famous 
5Doris Day May 13th, 201997
4Tommy ChongAlive82
3Jane GoodallAlive?
2Gloria VanderbiltJune 17th, 201995
1Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998